THE WEIRD

Folks, it's been a wonderfully busy month. I've been writing, I've been preparing for Bundling #3, I've been helping build a recording studio, I've been playing Diablo II because I can't afford Diablo III.

Like I said, a busy month.

But let me tell you just a little about a book I'll be reviewing for Innsmouth Free Press.

THE WEIRD, A Compendium of Strange and Dark Stories, edited by Ann and Jeff VanderMeer is everything I ever dreamed it would be.

I can't tell all of the super sekrit details yet, but here's a picture of me working hard on my review. And, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand weird words.

Reading "The Dissection" by Georg Heym
in THE WEIRD ed. Ann & Jeff VanderMeer

New Story: None of Which Was In the Report

I want you to read something. No, not this blog. Well, actually yes this blog. But after you read this blog I have something for you to read.

Allow me to inform you, my intrepid reader(s) that you can read my brand new story "None of Which Was In the Report" online, right now, with your eyes, on the digital device you are staring at this minute.

You might think that amazing technology allows me to share this story with you. But you'd be wrong. The majesty of my beard (see below) grants me this power, in league with the machinations of the ever wily Misty Dahl. (Fraternity of Flash)

See, majestic ain't it?

So what are you waiting for, go read "None of Which Was In the Report" ya lazy bum.

For my Academy speech I intend to thank Sam Raimi and Terry Pratchett, which I think you will find apropos upon reading my quirky little story.